Posted on Apr 14, 2025

30 Hilarious Tweets From The Week Because Humor Makes Everythinggg Better

"high school was insane they had mfs come out of gym with no shower go straight to lunch and be served a burger with milk."

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Tweet of a pepperoni pizza photo by Food Crush, joking about recession and pizza as food content

Tablet displaying "Dollar Tree Scan for Price" in a store aisle with storage bins. Tweet by elizabeth reads, "none of your 'recession indicators' eclipse what I just saw."

Tweet from user Mr. Milchick: "I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it." 2.3 million views

Tweet joking about President Trump being athletic with NFL draft mention; shows a tweet from Rep. Jack Kimble

Tweet by user TrueSlazac: "I feel like if asbestos was banned today there'd be a huge pro-asbestos movement."

Tweet with text: "Why do AI company logos look like buttholes?" followed by AI company logos, noting a pattern in their designs

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maybe im in the minority but i love a birthday dinner. this is how i act after 1 cocktail with anyone's high school friend and coworker pic.twitter.com/OcsTqfP2ye
— megan (@chismosavirus) April 12, 2025

IFC / @chismosavirus / Via Twitter: @chismosavirus

Tweet about a coffee order error almost costing $750, followed by a humorous comment about tariffs, with a large engagement count

Tweet by Kayla hopes for Indian fast casual chains after Mexican and Mediterranean ones. 1.8M views

Tweet from Blue Collar Burger: "Unfollowed." Reply to tweet by Kevin questions why a Brooklyn burger place follows him. Viewed 7.2M times

Person looking towards the camera with a concerned expression, captioned as sitting in the front seat of an Uber

Tweet by Tom Smyth expressing humor about how actresses whisper "get out" and then yell it

Tweet by user "hope hopes hoping": "reading all the signs at the aquarium so the fish know i actually care about them."

Tweet by mariana (@pastapilIed): "I don't care how bad it gets, I'm not making overnight oats."

Patrick from SpongeBob SquarePants sits at a desk, facing away, with a caption: "Had a 'stellar' annual review at my job and my raise was... $0.50."

Tweet about a customer ordering a mocha, wanting it both hot and iced, causing confusion. Has 7.4M views

Tweet by Woman President: "why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me."

A person speaks into the camera outdoors, while someone stands in the background wearing a mask. Text: "20 open treadmills and this man get on the one right next to me."

Tweet by Anna Krivolapova joking about asking someone on a rowing machine to pretend they're galley slaves on the Nile

Tweet joking about high school students skipping showers after gym and drinking milk with burgers for lunch

Tweet by N. saying Field Day was intense, like playoffs

Tweet questioning why a single burrito is $4.50 while a $5 box meal includes the same burrito

Tweet by @helen showing a humorous response to a White House tweet stating “DO NOT RETALIATE AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED.”

Tweet showing an empty hockey arena with a player on the ice. The text discusses Olivier Rodrigue making his first NHL start

A text conversation shows someone confusing a vacuum for a WiFi router while trying to reset it

Tweet by user about accidentally seeing a spoiler online and trying to convince themselves they forgot it

Split-screen image: Left shows a cozy house; right shows a comfortable living room. Video titled "building a cozy low income home for a single mom in The Sims 4."

Tweet showing two drink cans close together in an office fridge, described as "romantic."

Michael Cera, in retro attire with glasses, holds a book. Text reveals a role in Wes Anderson's film "The Phoenician Scheme," in theaters May 30

Tweet about kitchen appliances having windows

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